Three Parrots
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was $250.
"$250", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "$1,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him " Project Manager"
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| Hahaha ... Softwear Industries gulo te je Project Manager gulo thake tader jonno Boro shoro rokomer opoman  ... Khik khik ... Lyked that joke too much ... "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Bubla bro asolei ki aita thiki project manager der ki konoi kaj nai . vaggo valo aikhane keu PM nai nailee lojjai lal hoia jaito.nice joke bro  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| lol bubla ...nice joke ....project manager der kaj kom but tk besi hoy ..ami jani  ... §wëèt Îññô¢êñt Åñgêl  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| lol very funny..that's it, i made up my mind..if i can't become a doc, i'll opt to be a project manager..seems like the perfect job for a lazy arse lyk me °º°ЪαβЎ щөδ°º° | |||||||||||||||||||
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| LOLZZ!!!!!!  HeLLzAnGeL | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Lol ... TiTaKoRoLLa ... Honey ... To b a Project manager u gotta study and work hard ... And u cant join as a Project Manager ... B4 bcuming PM u'll b dead  ... Still interested ?? "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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