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**Bubla** · June 22nd, 2006, 06:42 PM

Generosity

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one bench rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes" "Great! I am at the mall2 blocks . I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" " What's the price?" "Only $1500" "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much....." "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 at a really good price...........and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year....." " What price did he quote you?" " Only $ 60,000..." "OK buy it" "Great!, before we hang up, something else........" "What?" " It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning, and saw the house we had looked at last year, it's on sale!!!" Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property........" " How much are they asking?" ' Only $ 450, 000......a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover....." "Well, then go ahead and buy it....." OK? " OK, sweetie......Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!!" " Bye....I do, too....." .

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to the present: " Err.... Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs to?"

**Prova** · June 22nd, 2006, 09:10 PM

Hahahahhahahahahaa....Oh my god..lolzz....

SweEeT GYaL · June 23rd, 2006, 02:51 AM

hahahahahahahaha,, already heard this b4... but it suppose be on jokes section... cuz its a joke

but thanks for sharing

**Bubla** · 12:45 PM

There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house it was surely the mischief of the two brothers. If somebody's dog had been painted green, one always knew who the culprits were, similarly if someone's vehicle's tyres were found flat it was surely to be the mischief of two brothers.
One day the boy's mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put THE FEAR OF GOD in them so that they would mend their ways. The priest asked her to send her sons to him one at a time.
When the younger boy , a lad of ten, came, he made him sit and asked him : " WHERE IS GOD ?" The boy did not answer. The priest asked again, in a louder voice: " WHERE IS GOD?" The boy remained silent. But when the priest asked the same question third time, the boy jumped up and ran away. He went straight to his brother. " We are in big trouble!" he gasped. "What's wrong? asked the older brother, warily,wondering which of their sins had caught up with them.
" GOD IS MISSING," said the youngster, " and they think we have something to do with it !"

**Prova** · June 23rd, 2006, 08:28 PM

Hahahahahahahaha...lolllllllll....Ahare!

HellzAngel · November 12th, 2006, 08:26 AM

lmao!!!!!!

**ReeV** · November 12th, 2006, 08:36 PM

Hahaha ... Hohoho ... Though read both of diz stories (!) some dayz ago ... still ... kool man ..,.

**TiTaKoRoLLa** · November 15th, 2006, 03:02 AM

lolz the second story is cute

**tamchow** · July 15th, 2007, 07:24 PM

fear of god story is hilarious.....

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