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Default Selling Skills, Posted August 16th, 2006, 08:11 PM #1 (permalink) |
One day Polu got tired of his life and finally decided that he should join some job. He checks the news paper and fount a advertising of job requirement for a sales person. He went to the mentioned place for interview. In the interviewer asked Polu why Polu should be selected for that post when he don’t have any degree and experience. Polu told him that the sale is in his blood and he doesn’t need any degree or experience for sealing goods. Polu suggests let take Polu for that post temporary basis without any salary and after a month if the interviewer found him impressive then only he pay the salary to Polu. In such a condition Polu got the job. But the Interviewer decides to watch how Polu sale things and whether Polu is as good as he told.

Customer to Polu: give me a fishing stick.

Polu to Customer: Here it is. Sir, as you want to go for fishing you must need a big umbrella. It is very hot these days.

Customer: Yap you are right, Can I have an umbrella???

Polu: Sir. I also like to do lotts of fishing. I think you also need a sun glass. ?

Customer: Ok.

Polu: Here it is sir. Don’t you need a chair there under the umbrella?

Customer: Ok give me.

Polu: Here it is sir. Look sir you should also need a small table with the chair isn’t it?

Customer: Ya ya, I must need.

Polu: Here it is sir. Sir are you a armature in fishing???

Customer: No I used to do fishing a lott.

Polu: Ok sir then you will fish long time???

Customer: Yup, through out the day.

Polu: Sir then you must need a flux to keep hot coffee and a water bottle to keep drinking water there?

Customer: U are right, thanks. Give me a flux and a water bottle



The owner got very impressed by the Selling capability of Polu. He called Polu and told him :

Owner to Polu: Polu I am Damm impressed on you. The customer came to buy a fishing stick and you sold him a umbrella, a sun glass, a chair, a table, a flux and a water bottle with the fishing stick????

Polu to Owner: Sir you are making a mistake. That customer did not come to buy a fishing stick. He actually came to buy sanitary napkins for his wife. So, I told him as he don’t have much to do in next 5 days, Do fishing.

The Owner Faint.
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Hohoho ... Hahaha ...

This sud b Selling Skill instead of Sailing skill ... Rite ??
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Default Posted August 16th, 2006, 09:21 PM #3 (permalink) |
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Hohoho ... Hahaha ...

This sud b Selling Skill instead of Sailing skill ... Rite ??

I already have corrected it, see in description.
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Default Posted July 15th, 2007, 07:27 PM #4 (permalink) |
hehehehe.. dat was funnyyyy...
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