Little Rachel comes home from first grade
And tells her father that they learned
About the history of Valentine’s Day in
School that day.
“Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian
Saint and we are Jewish,” she asks her father,
“Will god get mad at me for giving someone
a valentine?”
Rachel’s father thinks a bit then says “NO, I
Don’t think God would get mad. Who do
You want to give a valentine to?”
“Osama Bin Laden,” she says.
“ Why Osama Bin Laden?” her father asks in
shock.
“Well,” she says, “I thought that if a little
American Jewish girl could have enough love
To give Osama a valentine, he might start
To think that may be we’re not all bad, and
Maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
Other kids saw what I did and then they
Sent valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone
A lott. And then he’d start going all over the
Place telling everyone how much he loved
them and how he didn’t hate anyone
anymore.”
Her father’s hearts swells and he looks at
His daughter with newfound pride. “Honey,
That’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever
Heard.”
“I know,” Rachel says, “and once that gets
him out in open, the Marines could blow
him to Hell”.
This is just a wakeup call to us.
At last we poisoned our kids too.
Lets make them out of this and give them healthy lesions.
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| lol .. i was convinced it wasnt a joke.. but last part ruined it.. It is a JOKE !! funny..   | |||||||||||||||||||
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| It is not a joke Protic . It is reality. And this is not funny atall. I prey to everyone to read this mail and think abt the message atleast for a few minutes. This is my humble request to everyone. ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Well i already read this.. but hmmmm this story or joke i don;t know... but i read this in joke section... it is also counted as a joke... hmmmmmm, is this a true story? cuz all this time i know that this is a joke since i read it a long time ago | |||||||||||||||||||
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| I just smiled......so anyway....yah, is it a true story?....  Pяιη˘єѕѕ Pяσνα    | |||||||||||||||||
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the story is real or the kids are getting poisoned by elders/wars? still wondering | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The story is ironic. Reality holo amra amader cruelty, ghrina, nashokota ei sob kids der moshye o sonkramito korechi. ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| At 1st i was Convinced that this is a Cute story ... but last portion just ruined every thin ... and I agree with bubla bro ... "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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