To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference--- 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I shall not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."
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