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Default Computer Shayeri, Posted March 20th, 2007, 11:27 AM #1 (permalink) |
This is so hillarious..I couldn't stop lughingggggggggg...LOL..sorry it's in urdu ...for those of you who don't understand forgive me...am extreamly sorry ..just wanna to share...can't stop..LOL


1.Agar tumeh mujhse pyaar nahi
to mujhe delete kar ke dil se yu na nikaal
jaane kab pad jaye meri zroorat
Recycle-Bin mein daal.

2.Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tum naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga

3.Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem ye hai ki bus voh
read only hain

4.Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye

5.Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
aur kitne thread hain

6.Tumhare saamne hain itne item
kabhi hume bhi pick karo
humare pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo

7.Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyaar se unhe good morning
woh hume ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning


8.Abhi abhi to pyar ka PC kiyahai chaalu
Apne Dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daalu

9.Apne chehre se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ae jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

10.Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai
Warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar main bikte hai

11.Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai
par beech mein tere Boy-Friend ka virus aa jaata hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar
Mere dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

12.Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere BF ko shift+delete kar doonga

13.Aapke nakhre apne dil pe bang ho gaye
Do PC judte judte hang ho gaye
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

14.Aapka hasna aap ka chalnaa aapki woh style
Aapke adaayo ki humne save karli hai file.

15.Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

16.Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

17.Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

18.Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

19.Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

20.Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karunga
Tum uske debug karna, wait main karunga

21.Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

22.Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

23.Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

24.Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash

25.Itne pyaar se bheji thi e-mail
uska deti kya jwaab Coward
kaha tha ki padh ke delete kar dena
par usne Apne Papa ko kar di Forward
Some friends forget, Some move away
Some keep silent, Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them, I’m here just 4 two moments
now & 4ever...
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Default Posted March 20th, 2007, 01:48 PM #2 (permalink) |
hehe hoho awesome one dosto marattok lagche hehe. cooli.
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Default Posted March 20th, 2007, 02:04 PM #3 (permalink) |
LOlz Really funny stuffs
Every fortune has a crime behind It

So every fortunate person is a criminal


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Default Posted March 20th, 2007, 05:50 PM #4 (permalink) |
Love dos Quotes ...............

2.Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga
tum naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga


4.Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye



5.Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain


9.Apne chehre se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ae jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao



16.Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!


19.Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down



21.Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya



24.Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
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Default Posted March 20th, 2007, 11:55 PM #5 (permalink) |
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Love dos Quotes ...............

2.Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga
tum naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga
Ke shei porakopali?


4.Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye
Koyi baat nehi tumhare saath eisa hona chahiye...



5.Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain
LOL moron


9.Apne chehre se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ae jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
password diye kopale kar dhukko anar shad ache bolo?



16.Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
tomar sathe erokomi houa uchit


19.Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
ki r bolbo tomar taste er tarif korte NEI



21.Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
eibhabei fail hote thakbe. jotodin tomar nijer mon thik na hobe..



24.Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
hoyeche ki ekhono...na holei bhalo..tomar ja idea meyeder shomporke..thank god!

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Default Posted March 21st, 2007, 12:24 AM #6 (permalink) |

Ke shei porakopali? ----->>> umm .... ghune dekhte hobe koto jon list e ace



Koyi baat nehi tumhare saath eisa hona chahiye... --- >>> Bod Doa dicchO ?



LOL moron --- >>> keno keno ?



password diye kopale kar dhukko anar shad ache bolo? --- >>> kake cher kar naam boli



tomar sathe erokomi houa uchit --- >>



ki r bolbo tomar taste er tarif korte NEI --- >>> hmmm




eibhabei fail hote thakbe. jotodin tomar nijer mon thik na hobe.. --- >>> amar moner abar ki holo ?



hoyeche ki ekhono...na holei bhalo..tomar ja idea meyeder shomporke..thank god! --- >>> ami abar ki wrong IDEA dilam ?
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