| nowin dat her bro iz in2 rap...this 8 yr old mailz this 2 her bro:
Dear Brother
Hi, you are dead! Why are you not answering the phone?
If you tell me you were SLEEPING
you should have been awake because you're supposed to be STUDYING.
I bet you were'nt even STUDYING.
Anyways when are you going to come HOME
and don't tell me you're going to come SOON
Please reply, mom and dad are angry you're not picking up the PHONE.
from your sister
hiz bro replies this:
Dear Sister,
ok here's a reply of my own; i know i don't rhyme as good as you
but i'll just try anyway 'cause i always like to try something new
I know you weren't writing a poem; you were just saying what you had to say
but it's one of the sweetest poems i ever recieved and it really made my day
and a bit of advice for you: never make bets that you can't win
you don't even know what i was doing or where i have been
it's not like i didn't pick up the phone because i did'nt feel like it
it's just that my ringer's been off and i simply couldn't hear it
i usually turn my ringer off whenever i'm at class or in the library
it's not allowed to ring there, just like i'm not allowed to read your diary
i just like to rap, it's hard to stop me once i start it and keep it going
but hey, do you find it kinda long and really boring?
'cause if you do then you can just tell me and i'll shut up
but if you like it please do tell me, 'cause that would make me cheer up
God, i feel like Eminem, rapping about his little girl haley
i like the feeling so much that i think i could do this daily
i know that techincally ur my sis and not my daughter
but you ARE my kid, deep inside where it really DOES matter
by now, you probably don't have a clue about what i'm saying
but i'll save this, till you grow up, when it'd be really worth enjoying
4m ur bro......ur da only 1 i ryt proper english 2 | 
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