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ok i am here with some qs.... If u have to live alone..where u gonna live?? Amazan or Sahara? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Can you cry under water? How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? | ||||||||
ok I am here with some qs....
If u have to live alone..where u gonna live?? Amazan or Sahara?
Grave will be a better option! It is better to be lonely knowing you don’t have a choice.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Because they are loud you consider them know more! It’s not them.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Ugly man with a beautiful wife and huge Insurance policy will do!
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Because money is made out of tree! So the branches want it back.
Can you cry under water?
Sure you can! You can cry inside, no need of tears.
How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Because wheels are not considered important.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
No, it’s called a trial
Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?
May be because a movie is played in your house and movie is transmitted!
Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
Because sandwich does not always have meet in them.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Because, people wearing watches are usually considered confused.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Because your thoughts know how dumb you are!!
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