Jobab chai, jobab dao

Je ja ichhe prosno korte perooo...ami ja bolbo thik thak bolbo..konotar uttor bolte na perle chup kore thakboo
r je kono prosno korte paro, ja ichhe bolte pero..no prob, ami free speech e biswasii

okay let me be the 1st one to ask..
Whats ur name??
what does ur nick mean?
where are u from?
what do you do?

okay aj ei projonto thak pore aro proshno porbo have a nice day

hat taliii haat tali...prothom answer dewa suru korchiiii............

Asol nam Dwaipayan, ei nam ta ami offce chara kothhao use kori na..kemon jeno bhari moton, heavy weight nam. etar meaning holo 'je kono island e jonmeche'
nick name mane 'Bunan'? kono mane nei...choto belay amake buban bole daka hoto..kintu ami seta bolte pertum na..keu nam ask korlei boltam je 'ami bunannn'. sei theke amar nick name bunan. r ekta nam ache amar...Tublu
Choto belay ami sure chilam je ami ei planet er keu na. Mars theke kono space ship e chepe esechi. amar baba, ma o asole amar eku na. ei planet e asar por ora amake khuje niyeche. tobe apatoto bolte gele ami bharotiyo, kolkatay bari (kintu asole ami Marsian).
Ami khub kom daam e, sostay lok ke type kore di , typist bola jay (aneke bole programmer, ami software e achi )

That was really really kool to read about ur Profession. lol. That was funny.

Okay, i dont really ask Usual questions. I mean, Like u and Ur stuffs. And I love to irritate ppls. lol. Here comes some of mine.

What is thoughts about Feminism ?

Whats the relation between Feminism and Beauty Contests ?

Evaluate Kolkata city comparing to the best City U visited so far.

have U ever felt Any Marsian "Abnormality" on urself ?

Name One Special Ability U have unique ? U cant answer that U dont Have any, for U r a Secret marsian Agent on Earth ? Which isnt secret anymore for u just confessed urself. lol.

Suppose, Kolkatan Police made a mistake and took U to jail, What wud U do ?

And if u dont wanna answer any questions, Mention that u dont wanna answer. Dont Skip

Ding ding ding.....exam er ghonta porlooo

Feminism? hmmm...well, 'Feminism' is a science, and I support this. In your planet I found that, there are many different subjects for diffetent species. If you want to study about dinosaurs, you have to choose Paleontology, If you want to go with the insects you have to choose Entomology. Then, why there is so much confusion about this unique species, named 'woman' ? There should be something like Feminology....well you can also use the word 'Feminism'

Beauty contest is actually the fuel of Feminism. At the time of beauty contest all the Feminists start shouting and rest of the year they are job less. If you want to ban Beauty contest, that will be against the Labour Law, and against humanity. You don't have any right to make others jobless.

Eita ektu problem bola....Kolkata chere emnitei beshidin baire thakte pari na...Kolkata tai amar dekha best city...
But I liked New york very much...anek nostalgia, anek kichu joriye NY r protiti rastar sathe... museum, art gallery, prochur lok.. amar bhalo lagto khub

First let me try to find any 'earthly normality' in me. All martian go for a bath after taking meal. what do you do human? Martian normaly sleeps with sun, what about you? While sleeping, martians put their under the pillow. are these common among the 'earthly creatures'?

I've a lot of special ability. I can digest any food, even that comes from a outer planet. I can stay in any environment, and I can take any gas at breathing time (in this planet I'm taking a new kind of gas, you guys call that oxygen) etc.... other than thattt... well I can irritate maximum number of people in a minimum time (it always happens in my offce )

I'll do nothing. If they understand their mistake and give me a release, then that will be a bigger mistake

(we will make a new lobby of Irritators, a universal Irritator lobby )

Shuvo Shokal Bunan Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

onek onek onek dhonnobad thread ti open korar jonno tomake ekhon jalate parbo

Mojar Proshno ....

kemon acho Bunan Da?
Tomar sorir kemon?
USA te kobe ashbe?
Date Fixed hoyeche?
USA te bar bar keno ashte hoi tomar?
ticket ki free pau tomake pay korte hoina?
USA koita state gele so far?
USA atlantic upo-mohasagorer majkhane kokhono giyechile?
Tomar pochonder koyekta disher naam bolo
Tumi ranna korte paro? jodi he, ki ki ranna korte paro? tomar shob cheye prio ebon sohoj ranna konta?
Tumi photography koro, eita ki nesha naki pesha?
Koto din holo tumi photography koro?
Kon camera use koro?
Chobi tolar por computer edit korte bhalo lage ki? naki original piece rakhte pochondo koro or both?
Tomra koi bhai bon?
Tumi to onek travel korte pochondo koro...samne ki r kono bondho ache USA asha chara r kono ki plan ache jabar? kolkatai?
Tomar mote Adventures er mane ki?

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serious proshno

1. do you regret anything?

2. ever cheated/planned to cheat on test?

3. name 5 most important thing that you do everyday...

4. are you touchy, feely person?

5. ever involve in physical fight with friends or family?

6. do you trust easily?

7. any phobias? if yes, have you tried anything that can take your phobia away or face your phobia ?

8. ever been depressed? if yes, what have you done to recover? or just you let go...

9. are you happy with your life for the most part right now?

10. do you believe in horoscope? why n whynot?

bhalo theko

ki sundor puchke puchke prosnooooo

Mojar Proshno ....

kemon acho Bunan Da?
kal jemon chilam...

Tomar sorir kemon?
amar sorir alien der moton...

USA te kobe ashbe?
jedin india theke fly korbo , tar porer din
(ei month end e motamuti)

Date Fixed hoyeche?
date to sob fixed i, ami kono calender e dynamic date dekhiniii...tui ki dekhechis?
(ekhono date fixed hoy ni, ami katabar taal e achi)

USA te bar bar keno ashte hoi tomar?
r e offce er lok jon, bari te baba maa, sobar i to sohyer sima ache. sara bochor ja jwalai sobaike, majhe majhe tai oder o rest dorkar hoy to. tai desh chere USA asii.
( r e offce theke pathay to, jakhan jekhane project pore...ami suru thekei US based project gulo te achi..tai )

ticket ki free pau tomake pay korte hoina?
amakei pay korte hoy ree....jaowa asa
(oboshyo offce theke amake taka ta diye dey )

USA koita state gele so far?
anek gulo haye gelo to...edike east coast er beshir bhag...

USA atlantic upo-mohasagorer majkhane kokhono giyechile?
majhkhaneee? na re..ami joler niche niswas nite pari naaa ekdom....dom atke jay...

Tomar pochonder koyekta disher naam bolo
Kanch er dish, porcelin er dish, Golden dish, Ivory r dish r Dish Tv
(amar sobcheye pochondo Italian khabar with white sauce, tarporei asbe bangali khabar...ami asto ilish khete pariiiii...tobe khabare khub jhal thaka chai, r pochondo biriyani...oboshyoi kachhi biryani, pakki na...emi ektu petuk achi)

Tumi ranna korte paro? jodi he, ki ki ranna korte paro? tomar shob cheye prio ebon sohoj ranna konta?
hya pariii... bhat, bhat, bhat, bhat etc ...
sobcheye piryio ranna ar sohoj ranna eiduto eksathe hoy na... ami ki r ekbar 'bhat' bolbooo (rice o bolte pari)?

Tumi photography koro, eita ki nesha naki pesha?
nesha ebong pesha, khali kono poysa pai na...nijei khoroch kori

Koto din holo tumi photography koro?
jakhan amar kono camera chilo na, sei tokhon thekei...

Kon camera use koro?
ekhon ami Canon 350D use korii, bhabchi bodlabo

Chobi tolar por computer edit korte bhalo lage ki? naki original piece rakhte pochondo koro or both?
computer edit korte prchur khatuni...or theke pre-processing korle subidhe hoy..tobe tele range chobi tulle (150 mm er opor) exposure correction korte hoy..amar tele lense ta to khub sostar...tai 150 er baire gele prob hoy

Tomra koi bhai bon?
amar anek bhai , anek bon... tobe ami baba mayer ek matro chele...sobbai amar cousin

Tumi to onek travel korte pochondo koro...samne ki r kono bondho ache USA asha chara r kono ki plan ache jabar? kolkatai?
amar ebochor Egypt ghurte jaowar plan ache... kolkatay to ami thaki reeeeee

Tomar mote Adventures er mane ki?

patla shirt pore Himalaya te climb korte jaowa...

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serious proshno

1. do you regret anything?
so many thing are there to regret

2. ever cheated/planned to cheat on test?
what else anybody can do on test?

3. name 5 most important thing that you do everyday...
bhabi
chinta kori
abar bhabi
abar chinta kori
fer bhabna


4. are you touchy, feely person?
jani na...hoytooo

5. ever involve in physical fight with friends or family?
chotobelay maa r hate anek maar kheyechii.... to seta ek torfa juddho bolte gele...
r college thekei ground level e politics korechii...to physical fight holo part of it...

6. do you trust easily?
trust na korar kono karon to pai na khuje

7. any phobias? if yes, have you tried anything that can take your phobia away or face your phobia ?

only one phobia I have..it's called 'Weekday phobia'... If you can make a calender with week ends only then I'll be fear less

8. ever been depressed? if yes, what have you done to recover? or just you let go...
Not so sure whether I'm out of depression or not... U can't recover this, u have to be live with it...

9. are you happy with your life for the most part right now?
well, I'm not unhappy

10. do you believe in horoscope? why n whynot?
yes offcourse...amar horoscope dekhe ekjon bolechilo je ami ekdin khub boro hobo...r dekh ami satyi besh boro hayechiii... amar baba maa dujoner thekei ami lomba...