ahem...! Afara... donti mindos... .... he he he .....
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u (very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her, she says ! u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!
If girls read this, they will swear that it's not true..
....Im not sure This one is already Posted or Not.. If Yes.. Then Sorry for Re-post.....
p.s.: no offence to girls
...hehe..tai bole sob gula na bujla..
..ami buji na tomra khali meyeder piche kano lago..erokom khujle cheleder o anek kisu paoa jabe...so..grrrrr 
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sotto kotha bolar sahos rakho
...no gals r not like dis..ami to bollam e kichu kichu jinish may b thik ase but not all of dem