Love from World

world · August 2nd, 2007, 06:32 PM

A to Z of Love

Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.
Choose the one who loves you, and not whom you love.
Don’t forget to love yourself.
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Just three words, “I Love You” , but they mean world to everybody.

Kindness is love in disguise.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Mature love says: “I need you because I love you.” Immature love says: “I love you because I need you.”
Nothing can be as beautiful as falling in Love.
Offerings of love should be made without any expectations.
Precious possessions that a man can ever have, is a woman’s heart.
Quotes are peoples way to express their experience of love.
Rose is the symbol of love.
Set me as a seal upon thy heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death.
There is only one happiness in life, to love and to be loved.
Usually a man in love cannot be harsh.
Victory of a heart is the most priced possession.
Within you, I lose myself; Without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again.
X-ray can not reveal a love struck heart.
Yes, is the ultimate word for love.
Zodiac signs are insignificant when it comes to love.

**BoIRaGi** · August 2nd, 2007, 07:29 PM

tnkx for the awesome post world bro .... here r some of ma fev quotez -->>>>

Don’t forget to love yourself.
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mature love says: “I need you because I love you.” Immature love says: “I love you because I need you.”
Offerings of love should be made without any expectations.
There is only one happiness in life, to love and to be loved.
Within you, I lose myself; Without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again.

**Rio** · August 3rd, 2007, 01:00 AM

owo really nice stuff . thanks for share dude and sweet mamu.

**tamchow** · August 3rd, 2007, 03:16 AM

so true so true..

**afsana911** · August 3rd, 2007, 07:15 AM

Wow.. nice.. and yes.. very true!!

world · 02:56 AM

SHARING

Little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald’s one cold winter evening.

They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking:

“Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!”

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.

The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

He placed one half in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - “They were used to sharing everything.”

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn’t eaten a thing.

She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.

A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.

The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, “Ma’am, why aren’t you eating. You said that you share everything.

What is it that you are waiting for?”

She answered,

“THE TEETH”

BLooD · August 31st, 2007, 07:40 AM

Nice bro ! thx a lot !

**afsana911** · August 31st, 2007, 08:41 AM

hehehehee... funny!! they even share their teeth!!! lolzz!!

world · September 5th, 2007, 03:06 AM

Remarry!!

The husband is reading the morning paper when his wife asks: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: - - Silence - -
HUSBAND: “Shit!”

world · September 11th, 2007, 08:00 PM

Looking for a Husband

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you! She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.

"Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said... "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

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