Its kindda adult :p still funny :D

Types of Sex

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2)The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3)The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4)The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

5)There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

hmm ashiq valoi information ase dekhi tomar kase u pakna

hehehehe

Now if anyone says Ashoque picchi in banglacafe, he/she will be kicked, banned, z lined, k lined, killed but will be loved.
Ashique keep on posting its interesting....

gosh .... your quite sure every ( according to ur post ) marraige will end up in court with devorce ? there might be some successful marraiges aswell which ends up supporting each other rather than saying "screw u" .. anyways nice post ... but yes for adults! by the way how old r u again ashique ?

i am adult enuff

and i didn make this thing i got a mail and pasted that here :P
hehe

matro 5 proker sex ? ami aro beshi asha korsilam... :P

ami voy paisi
ai jonno ai khane prova puchhi lekhei nai hahahaha

kintu dekse thik e
lol

( GUESSING )

Yup, dekhsi thiki...But likhi nai kichu....

Oopppsss.....likhe fellam....anyways..ar likhtesi na...u guys go ahead.....talk about this topic...me OUT...