World's Jokes!!!

world · July 27th, 2007, 10:51 PM

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

“Well, doc, it’s like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her
left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arleen,the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.” The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbour?” The old man replied,
“Yep.

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And no matter what we tried, we still couldn’t get the jar open.”

HaHaHa - What were you thinking?

**BoIRaGi** · July 27th, 2007, 11:43 PM

hahahahahahah ................ wot a tight jaar man !!!!!

**tanna** · July 28th, 2007, 12:21 AM

lmao im a perv :P

**tamchow** · July 28th, 2007, 01:51 AM

i ave actually heard it b4.. so i knew da ans b4 hand. hehe.

**mina** · July 30th, 2007, 12:46 PM

LOL.....too good

**afsana911** · July 31st, 2007, 03:07 AM

i wasnt thinking anything.. forumE shocking shocking jokes pore pore used to hoye gesi..

world · July 31st, 2007, 04:48 PM

It’s my LOVE dress.

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked. “What are you doing?” she asks. “Mom, it’s my LOVE dress!! Don’t you like it?” I’ll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over” replies the mom.

When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is naked. “Now what are you doing?” “Mom, it’s my LOVE dress. It keeps the marriage spicy!”

Later that night the mom decides to try it for herself. When her husband comes home, he gives the same reaction: “Honey, what are you doing?” she give him the same answer her daughter gave her, “It’s my LOVE dress! What do you think of it?” Her husband thinks long and hard and says, “I think you should have ironed it!”

**BoIRaGi** · July 31st, 2007, 06:54 PM

Poor woman .............. lol !!!!!!

**tamchow** · August 1st, 2007, 05:00 AM

ye i knew wat da old wrinkly woman was gonna get in reply coz i heard it b4... lol...(men r so insensitive)

**afsana911** · August 1st, 2007, 12:22 PM

hahaha.. ironed it?! lol.. i always find ur jokes funny, no hilarious!!

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