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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" Lady: "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" Doctor: "Yes ofcourse." Lady:"Great ! i never could before." Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself". Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. Behind every great man, there is a woman. More accurately, Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. Some people kiss with both eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied, Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Wise men Said : My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. -Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -Milton Berle I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake." -Henny Youngman The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henny Youngman ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||
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SweEeT GYaL (June 14th, 2006) | ||
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| onek kisu porlam but kisu bujlam na. ....evan.... | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Ki Ki bojhonai EVAN? ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| hahahahahahahaha, funny ones Bubla even though i have heard most of them  thanks for sharing | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Even i heard some of them many times but like 2 read again n again  ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||
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i read all those again :P... so which one u liked the most?adding..... Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls. "Has there been any insanity in your family?" "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss." "My wife doesn't know what she wants." "You're lucky. My wife does." "What do use for washing dishes?" "Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best." "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" "What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll all of urs are very funny and the best one is: "My wife doesn't know what she wants." "You're lucky. My wife does." From mine the best one is : A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -Milton Berle and A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! (True!!! isn't it???) ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||
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SweEeT GYaL (June 14th, 2006) | ||
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| Lol ... Bubla bro ... Yes True ... ... But i'll lyk 2 say ... A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND or a BF ( Who is Dumb lyk me )  ... And SweEety, Bubla Bro ... Keep Postin Funny things ... ... Those are really Kool ... "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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| The Following User Says Thank You to ReeV For This Useful Post: | ||
SweEeT GYaL (June 14th, 2006) | ||
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| Who told u that they r dumb??? They r "Budhhiman".... "Harke jitne walo ko bajigar kahte hai " [/b] ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||
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