WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
1. A cat always hits the litterbox.
2. Better chance of training a cat. 3. You never have to spend time with your cats mother.
4. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
5. You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails.
6. It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
7. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
8. A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.
9. A cat matures as it grows older.
10. Back hair is always cute on a cat.
11. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.
12. Cats comfort you when you are sick.
13. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.
14. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
15. A cat is loyal.
16. A meow is never a lie.
17. They'll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in.
18. It's more amusing to watch a cat with some sticky tape stuck to it's paw, than to watch a man do anything.
19. To buy a fancy dinner for your cat only costs 35 cents.
20. Cats can't show love without meaning it.
21. Cats are always cute.
22. The only thing a cat expects you to put out, is some clean water, food and a clean litterbox.
... Typical Narrow Minded Girls ... Sighhh ... 
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