Your horoscope
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AQUARIUS: Jan. 19 - Feb. 18. You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same stupid mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a f***** jerk.
PISCES: Feb.19 - Mar. 20. You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dip shit.
ARIES: Mar.21 - Apr. 19.You are the pioneer type and think most people are **** heads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
TAURUS: Apr. 20 - May 20. You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
GEMINI: May 21- Jun.21. You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER: Jun.22 - Jul.22. You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes you a ****er. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won t be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
LEO: Jul 23 - Aug 22. You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving muthaf******s and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
VIRGO: Aug 23 - Sept 22. You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f*****g. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA: Sept 23 - Oct 23. You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male you`re probably a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gains are nil. Most Libra women are *****s. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO: Oct24 - Nov21. The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-*****. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS: Nov22 - Dec21. You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent.The majority of Sanitarians are drunks. Nixon was a Sanitarians. You are a worthless piece of shit.
CAPRICORN: Dec22 - Jan19. You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
TOTW/F/M Award(s): 2
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