Fat B*tch
A mother was working in the kitchen , listening to her 4 year old son playing with his new electric train , in the living room.She heard the train stopped and heard her son saying : " All of you bastards who wants to get off , get the fukcing hell off now , 'coz this is the last stoppp? And all of you bastards who are getting on , get your Fukcing ass in the train, 'coz we are going down the track west bound ! "
The horified mother went in and told the son " We dont use that kind of language in this house ? Now as punishment, I want to go into your room for 2 Hours ?When you come out you may play with your train , but i want you to use nice language "
Two Hours later the son, came out of bedroom & resumed playing with his electric train . Soon the train stopped and her mother heard the son say : " All passengers who are disembarking the train , please ensure , to take all of your belongings with you ! Thank you !We thank you all for travelling with us today,and hope your trip was pleasent one . She hears the litle boy continue , " For those who of you just boarding , please ensure to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat please . Remember there is no smoking in the train . We hope you will have pleasent and relaxing journey with us today going west bound."" As the mother began to smile and left , the child added "" For those of you, who are fukcing pissed off, about the TWO HOUR DELAY , Please see the FAT B*TCH IN THE KITCHEN !!! "" Thank Youu !
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