Three Pakistanis and three Indians are travelling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three Indians each buy tickets and watch as the three Pakistanis buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an Indian "Watch and you'll see," answers a Pakistani. They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats but all three Pakistanis cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Indians saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Indians decide to copy the Pakistanis on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Pakistanis don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Indian "Watch and you'll see," answers a Pakistani.
When they board the train the three Indians cram into a restroom and the three Pakistanis cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Pakistanis leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Indians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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| Lol ... Heard it Long time Ago ( May be Some of u cud think that Im copin SweEeTy's Style ... but its True, I really heard it b4  ) ... But still it sounds funny ... "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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| huh? amar style maane?  u think ami ekhane style maari naaki sotti kotha boli? | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Hahaha Sweet Gyal, he meant that...most of the jokes-e tumi porso..then bolo na je HEARD IT BEFORE?...sheitai ReeV bollo....Reev o shotti boltese...tumio bolteso..... Anyways..Lolzzzz, loved the joke!...never heard it before... ...  Pяιη¢єѕѕ Pяσνα    | |||||||||||||||||
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| Hihihi, Nice Joke Sweet Gyal. ReeV and Sweet Gyal deki asolei Hum Tum er all time Jogra kore And Then God Created The Beauty, Mother Of All Human, Eve | |||||||||||||||||||
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| lol ...priya it was funnny ..buit truth is i didn't hear it b4  ..ReeV stop fighting u dawg §wëèt Îññô¢êñt Åñgêl  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| lol .... bujhte parlam je reev o sweet gyal er moto sob kisuonek agei sune thake!  oNe pArT kId 10 pArTS hErO! | |||||||||||||||||
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| Cindy ... Yea to Hum ( ReeV ) or Tum ( SweEeTy ) ka Pyar he ... SweEeTy Prova said it all ... What I really meant ... Actually its pretty much common that after every Joke ur Reply is, "Heard it B4" ... So I jsut said that ... SweEeTy Style ... But I really heard that Long Time ago "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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