A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed. The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can ****in' kick his ass."
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY
Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides. * * * An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep." * * * Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick. * * * Did you here about the idiot who won the 'Tour De France'?
He did a lap of Honour! * * * Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink!
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A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, 'AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!'
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, 'Are you ok, dear?'
The lady replies, 'I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me.'
The man says, 'You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey.
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY
Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides. * * * An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep." * * * Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick. * * * Did you here about the idiot who won the 'Tour De France'?
He did a lap of Honour! * * * Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink!
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A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, 'AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!'
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, 'Are you ok, dear?'
The lady replies, 'I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me.'
The man says, 'You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey.
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......... funny jokes Apiii 
........ btw ... tell me da truth ---->> how many tym u turned da paze over after i gave u (written -- please turn it ) 
jak jai dekhi naa kan valo hoiche lekhagula. 
