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| ha ha ha ha ha ......... TWICE ? ........ i m sure ...... she could do it more den dat ....... coz ..... u noe ...... shhhhhh !!!! ............... j/k, j/k, dont start yelling me .......... nice joke apii ... tnkx for sharing | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Santa sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing the bystander a marathon race is going on. Sardar : what do they get from that? Bystander : the winner will get a prize Sardar : then why are the others running?! .................................................. .............................................. Saas: saat saal ke baad bachcha paida kiya woh bhi ladki Bahu: agar aapke bete ke bharose rahti toh yeh bhi nahin hoti .................................................. .................................................. ............. Santa : 'have you ever heard of the suez canal?' Banta : 'yes, i have' Santa : 'well, my father dug it.' Banta : 'that's nothing, have you ever heard of dead sea?' Santa : 'yes, i have.' Banta : 'well, my father killed it.' .................................................. .................................................. ................ SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA. BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| keya yeah tumari apna saash ke saath aysa wakeya kiya keya ? | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Hair Fragrance Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, Inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, Takes her complaint to a supervisor in the Personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "So what's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget." .................................................. .................................................. ...... Orgasmic Sneeze A man, sitting next to a woman on a jet, Suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He then zips up and continues reading his magazine. The woman cannot believe what she just saw. Then he sneezes again, unzips, Pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude." He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, Embarrassing physical handicap that Causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze." The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what are you taking for it?" "Pepper," he replies. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| ROFL, those r awesome jokes i ever read. make more collection mate.  Ŵe čơme 2 ЃΘΛξ ήoT βy fϊήδϊnG ά pЁЯfξςT Person, bΰt βy ЃέaЯήϊnG 2 sέe aή ϊmpέЯfЁcT pξЯsόή pЁЯfξςTЃy. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| owo temu tumi o ato valo jokes jano cool . jokes guli pore moja pailam dosto  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| MORE SARDARJI JOKES A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardar ji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> A Teacher lecturing on population: "In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. " A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> A man: "Sardar ji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?" Sardar ji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM'' <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardar ji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!" <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Sardar ji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... To avoid side effects!!! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Man: Sardar ji where were U born? Sardar ji: Punjab . Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar". <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardar ji painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats" <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, The Sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258" | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Sardar ji apka demak to bilkul mere jeche.hahaha | |||||||||||||||||||
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| hahahahahhaha ......... Tammi apiiiii .......... haste haste goragori ........... nice jokes apiiii ....... nktx for sharing  | |||||||||||||||||||
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