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| Tami hit again lol | |||||||||||||||||||
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tamchow (February 20th, 2008) | ||
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| hahhaahah.. loll... ideal cat! Learning To Breathe | |||||||||||||||||||
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tamchow (February 21st, 2008) | ||
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| LoL....cat one was   Pяιη¢єѕѕ Pяσνα    | |||||||||||||||||
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tamchow (February 21st, 2008) | ||
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| 174.... Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?" The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent. The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water." The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx 175... As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"  . EvEr SiNcE yOu WaLkEd In2 mY lIfE, dReAmS eNvY mY rEaLTy.. | |||||||||||||||||||
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tanna (February 22nd, 2008) | ||
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| good enoughhhh Tami. | |||||||||||||||||||
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tamchow (February 22nd, 2008) | ||
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| nice nice.. Learning To Breathe | |||||||||||||||||||
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tamchow (February 22nd, 2008) | ||
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| No. 174  Pяιη¢єѕѕ Pяσνα | |||||||||||||||||
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tamchow (February 22nd, 2008) | ||
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| 176.. Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex." He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse then?" 177... How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".  178... Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go F**k herself!"  (sorry eibar gulo ektu beshi rude hoyegeche) . EvEr SiNcE yOu WaLkEd In2 mY lIfE, dReAmS eNvY mY rEaLTy.. | |||||||||||||||||||
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Prova (February 22nd, 2008) | ||
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| Hahahahhaha...no.178..oh god! Pяιη¢єѕѕ Pяσνα | |||||||||||||||||
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