| This is a discussion on Tamchow - Jokes within the Jokes & Funs forums, part of General Discussion category; lol .............. again funnty stuffz apii ............ but u noe ur Sardarji jokes were really awesome ... post some of ur Sardarji jokes !!!... |
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| lol .............. again funnty stuffz apii ............ but u noe ur Sardarji jokes were really awesome ... post some of ur Sardarji jokes !!! | |||||||||||||||||||
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| 132... Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you got twins.” The man said “How strange, I’m the manager of Minnesota Twins.” After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations, you got triplets.” Man was like “Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the “3 musketeers.” Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says “Congratulations, you got twins x2.” Man is happy and says, “Ironic, I work for the hotel “4 Seasons.” All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what’s wrong and he answered, “What’s wrong? I work for 7up”!  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 133 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.When the medical director became aware of Mary’s heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, “Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.” Mary replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.”  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx 134 boiragi bro sardaji just for u... On a romantic day sardar“s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| hahahahhaaaaa...........nice stuffs dude.......   Ŵe čơme 2 ЃΘΛξ ήoT βy fϊήδϊnG ά pЁЯfξςT Person, bΰt βy ЃέaЯήϊnG 2 sέe aή ϊmpέЯfЁcT pξЯsόή pЁЯfξςTЃy. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| hahahahahaha .......... kewl stuffz apîiiiii ........tnkx a lott for the sardarji jokes ... mwaahhh !! | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Good. very good stuff......  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| 135 [CENTER]Silly and funny! [/center] Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I'm a"kela". Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A: "Aaloo?" Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out? A: In the Gobi desert. Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A: Why do "phools" fall in love? Q: What did the fat car say? A: I`m a "mota"car. Q: What did the confused egg say? A: I don't "unda"-stand. Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas? A: "Jhinga" Bells. Q: What did the half eaten naan say? A: I wish I was "puri". Q: What did the lonely potato sing? A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?" Q: What language do carrots speak? A: Gajar-ati. Q: What do you call an almost bald poet? A: Ik-bal. Dis ij da funkiest... Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move? A: Pizza - "HUT" | |||||||||||||||||||
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| i m a'KELA ....... in a GOBI desert ...... i dont UNDA rstand ....... Why do FOOL fall in love? ....... ALOOO .... i wish i was a PURI ....... pizza HUT nice post apiii ..... tnkx for sharing  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| funny jokez dude.... Q: What did the unemployed fat car say? A: I`m a "be"car. [slightly edited ]Ŵe čơme 2 ЃΘΛξ ήoT βy fϊήδϊnG ά pЁЯfξςT Person, bΰt βy ЃέaЯήϊnG 2 sέe aή ϊmpέЯfЁcT pξЯsόή pЁЯfξςTЃy. | |||||||||||||||||||
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