Ok here goes - if ne jokes r repeated then just delete...
TEEN CHELE
Ek babar 3 chele chilo
prothom cheler naam - gandha
ditiyo cheler naam - pocha
r shesh cheler naam- mooitta
ek tader bashay mehman ashlo..
cheleder baba mehmander ke dinner table boshalo r bollo
gandha torkari aan
pocha bhat aan
mooitta pani aan......
VIAGRA
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. "Why not?" asked the man.
Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," said the man.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.
The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
The man said, "No one showed up"
RALPHY
LITTLE RALPHYA teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and youshoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on littleRalphy.He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like yourthinking."
Then little RALPHY says,
"I have a question for YOU.There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.The second is gobbling down the top and ****ing the! cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the oneThat’s gobbled down the top and ****ed the cone."To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is the one withThe wedding ring on,"but I like your thinking.
RALPHY AND MATHS TEST
Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father?"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'“I said "6", replies RALPHY."But that's right!" says his dad."Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'""What's the f......! difference?" asks the father."That's what I said!
| This is a discussion on Tamchow - Jokes within the Jokes & Funs forums, part of General Discussion category; Ok here goes - if ne jokes r repeated then just delete... TEEN CHELE Ek babar 3 chele chilo prothom cheler naam - gandha ditiyo cheler naam - pocha r ... |
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| HAIreee api..hashte hashte goragori...josss তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| thanksss!! first of all, for opening a THREAD. i dont get the credit, u do! and second of all, for the jokes!! they're good!! keep it up! Learning To Breathe | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Ha ha ha ha ha ........... apiiiiiii .............. kire tumi O to dekhi joker hoye gele ......... ha ha ha ha ..... haste haste goragori ........ U made ma daY Apiiiiiiii ........... reallY ..... tnkx a lott  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| afsu of course u get da credits for it. u suggested it in da 1st place... so thanks honey... | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Meye gula pura mad, eddin dekhsilam Mina re ar aijkka tam bhaloi , Jokes were nice. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| lolz last one the best !!! | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Not bad not bad..last one ta asholei bhalo Every fortune has a crime behind It So every fortunate person is a criminal | |||||||||||||||||||
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| read that before but still funi! | |||||||||||||||||||
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| So this is your personal thread ?  Nice.... Thanks Topic Moved to Sticky..... and Enjoy...... Looking forward for your fatafying jokes D:  | |||||||||||||||||||
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