We always hear"the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note ... these are all numbered"1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem...only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is aproblem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. If it itches, it WILL Be scratched.We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, guns,sex,cars, or sleep.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. Men are always in shape.Round IS a shape!
tbc...
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| suicidal mind ... i am must say i am impressed that a girl ( hopefully all girls) understand these ... but i hope they follow it ... but yea i am really impressed with u ........... GREAT JOB!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Awesome ... These are really the RULES that I eXpect ma girl to know ... But u know purple_HAZE what is the real prob ?? I guess most of the girls know those Rules but they don know that they also hav 2 follow this ... This is da real prob ... "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Purple_haze lol thanks, that coming from a hard headed guy like u, meant something. hehe. and Reev yes we know the rules, we help guys write em, but when time comes to follow em. we forget and we say , we r ABOVE the rules .. cus when we r with someone, unlike guys..we CARE! and plus we r dhongi. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Suicidal Mind really nice thanks. im really impress. If u ever find any girls like u means who und these rules and follow it then plz say to me i will love her.hahah.nice post   | |||||||||||||||||||
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