Some dumb ones.......

ronohungkar · 12:01 AM

Umm, shobai to dekhi post kore. Ami o kichu post kori tahole from what I read around the web. If some of them are repost, then sorry in advance. Have fun!

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda.
******

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
******

Agar aap bus pe chade...
Ya phir bus aap pe chade...
Dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
******

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...
******

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI
******

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, Jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap Le gaye!
******

An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
******

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
******

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

ONE HAPPY JUDGE

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light.

When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.

The judge looked at her sternly and said: "So you're a schoolteacher.

I am about to realize a lifelong ambition. You sit down at that table over there and write 'I went through a stop sign.

'FIVE HUNDRED TIMES'.

noble · April 4th, 2008, 12:21 AM

Funny jokes Ronoh, kamwali was good. and biran jagey jane ki jokes bhi achsa tha.

**mina** · April 4th, 2008, 12:23 AM

I thought u don't like sardar ji type jokes

ronohungkar · April 4th, 2008, 12:51 AM

Umm, I don't always! But sometimes they are fun. Thanks to both of you!

A proof of which Gender is Intelligent An English professor wrote the words:

" A woman without her man is nothing"

On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..

All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful!!

ULTIMATE MACHINE

A lie machine is bought.It works in the following way.....

If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound
If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.

Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes......

Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

Madrasi:-'I think I can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Madrasi:-'No no,I think I can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'.

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...

Lol!

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

*******

Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

*******

Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
How much is DRIVING salary...?

*******

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

*******

**mina** · April 4th, 2008, 12:53 AM

now I know...i like sardar ji jokes..they are fun!!!

those are great thanks for sharing

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