An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan
officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new
Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out,and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that
u are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Indian replied ,"Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"
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| heard it and read it alot of times before... but each time I hear or read it... the person changes... noakhalian, german, sardar, bangladeshi.... now indian.... a good joke nevertheless  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| smart thinking....LOL ek chinese r indian parei eibhabe kanjoos n smartest chinta korte...we all asian are thinker..lol তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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