The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review...
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes 'means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey
sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"
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| haha really joss.amar nick er first word use koree hehe.nice joke once again.  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Lol, ahare bechara guest...first e ektu ektu bujhtesilam..but then i couldnt follow that..hehe...nice one..  Pяιη¢єѕѕ Pяσνα    | |||||||||||||||||
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| oh man, if it were me i wud hv just picked my lazy self up n gone outside to get my own food..allah`e jani kisher na kisher dim ora pathabe..frm outside, at least i wud kno 4 sure wut i wud be eating.. °º°ЪαβЎ щөδ°º° | |||||||||||||||||||
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