Probably seen it all before.......................anyways enjoy
>Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming
> from the brown house on the corner.
> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
> Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
>
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite
> out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
> Dispatcher: Excuse me?
> Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it
> on the kitchen table and when I came back from the
> bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
> Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
> Caller:! No, but this has happened to me before and
> I'm sick and tired of it!
>
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your
> emergency?
> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone
> doesn't have an eleven on it.
> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven
> are the same thing.
> Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your
> emergency?
> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
> only two minutes apart
> Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
>
>
> And the winner is..........
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all
> out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass
> out.
> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you
> an asthmatic?
> Caller: No
> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started
> having trouble breathing?
> Caller: Running from the Police.
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| lol.... i like that one 2. The fire that’s caused by your fears, Will be gone if you dread in tears. Then dark smoke will take its place, Just clear your head and follow your craze. Trusting life is a major key, Everything happens for a reason, only to make you see. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| hahahahha .... really funnyyyy .... lol  .......... i lyk dis one da most --->>>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your > emergency? > Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone > doesn't have an eleven on it. > Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. > Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one > Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven > are the same thing. > Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Hahaha Eirokom jichish Face korte korte ora tika ache kamne lolz Allah jane hahaha thanks for da joke Mozaman bro  and ya 9 eleven one is really funny haha  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| hahahahaha hashte hashte goragori... তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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