| > This just married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding
> night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not
> want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy a condom from a
> shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in
> bed with all the lights switched off. While the husband is out, a
> thief came into the room.
>
> The wife did not notice this and thought that it was her husband. She
> grabs the man and happily begins screwing away. Afterwards, the wife
> was so exhausted that she fell asleep almost immediately. In the mean
> time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms
> and when he finally found one, he realised that he had only 20 cents
> on him. He asked the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop
> owner asks him which does he want... "The white condom, the lowest
> quality, are 15 cents each. The black condom, which are of average
> quality, are 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is
> 25 cents each."
>
> The husband, wanting the best condom for the money he had on him,
> bought the black condom. When he reach the hotel, he found his wife
> sleeping. Without a warning, he jumps onto his wife and started making
> love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she
> enjoyed the session. Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a black
> baby boy. Years later, when the boy grows up, he ask the father "Pa,
> why am I black and you are Chinese?"
> To which the father replies "You are damn lucky. 5 cents more and you
> would
> have been PURPLE!"
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