| "A really hard laugh is like sex—one of the ultimate diversions of existence." (Jerry Seinfeld)
"If sex isn't a joke, what is?" (Nella Larsen)
"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax." (Scott Roeben)
"Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex." (Geoff Spear)
"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing." (Charles Bukowski)
"Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite." (Germaine Greer)
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it." (Anonymous)
"For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches." (Stacy Nelkin)
"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes." (Marilyn Sokol)
"During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else." (Richard Lewis)
"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be." (Norman Mailer)
"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean." (Mae West)
"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)
"For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook." (Quentin Crisp) Every fortune has a crime behind It
So every fortunate person is a criminal
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