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Default One liners, Posted December 4th, 2007, 04:20 PM #1 (permalink) |
Fertility is hereditary... If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
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Default Posted December 4th, 2007, 10:32 PM #2 (permalink) |
Bubla bro, donno if u wanted to turn this sort of a one liners thread...but i wanna share one too:
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Default Posted December 4th, 2007, 11:22 PM #3 (permalink) |
Oh loving beauty you float with grace

তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে

সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে
কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে
বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন
নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে,
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OLD PROVERB:
PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T.
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You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying over the future.

তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে

সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে
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বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন
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The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
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