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Default The Most Functional English Word, Posted March 3rd, 2007, 04:57 AM #1 (permalink) |
Well, its shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.


Consider: You can get shit-faced, be
shit-out-of-luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle....



Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!


(This is so truly used in USA..but too me it's just so funny..cuz kono word na janle just ei word use kore chaliye diye english bola jabe..hahaha..but not me..)

তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে

সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে
কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে
বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন
নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে,
আপন তালে, আপন সুরে...

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Default Posted March 3rd, 2007, 05:08 AM #2 (permalink) |
Wot kinda ShYt joke it is ? ................. lolzzz ......... tnkx for sharing ur Shyt Mina
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LoL...Shit..that was funny....and the Pic is ...ewwww...
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Default Posted March 3rd, 2007, 08:46 AM #4 (permalink) |
Mina is functioning too much in a very few days..
Say: I seek refuge in the Lord of the Daybreak
~From the evil of that which He created;
~ From the evil of the darkness when it is intense;
~ from the evil of malignant witchcraft,
~And from the evil of the envier when he envies.
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Mina mone hoy thik korse Joker hoye jabe
Every fortune has a crime behind It

So every fortunate person is a criminal


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lol...Rayan...joker to achi ami.notun kore hote hobe :P

তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে

সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে
কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে
বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন
নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে,
আপন তালে, আপন সুরে...

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