The weather was very hot and this man wanted
desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake.
He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared?
He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a
pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a
bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in
front of his private area and sighed with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him.
He felt awkward and wanted to move.
Then one of the ladies said, "You know,
I have a special gift, I can read minds."
"Impossible', said the embarrassed man,
'You really know what I think?"
"Yes", the lady replied, "Right now,
I bet you think that the bucket you're
holding has a bottom
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| Delighted....  তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| LoLz....poor guy!....Funny...thanks for sharing!  Pяιη˘єѕѕ Pяσνα    | |||||||||||||||||
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| Pufff read it before ..but still funny one Every fortune has a crime behind It So every fortunate person is a criminal | |||||||||||||||||||
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