| This is a discussion on Mina's Jokes Thread within the Jokes & Funs forums, part of General Discussion category; Quote: Originally Posted by ReeV Thnkx Mina for sharing this ... Though I have read this long tym ago ... And im sayin this today too ... 1. If you ... |
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 তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| in a party a lady wanted to go to the toilet she said to a sordar jee: susu karne ki jagha dakhaao sordar jee:you naughty garl ! pehle tum dikho.... | |||||||||||||||||||
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| hahah...hoho...heeehe....hashlam karon hashi pelo....tobe ami pagol naa....joke porar por haschi...   | |||||||||||||||||||
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UUUUU .................... NAUGHTY gal .................. Ha ha ha ha ha | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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jak baba...confirm korar jonno beche gele..noile to dhorei niyechilam..
 তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| mina apy jossic collection !and feona lmao ! haha .. /|\ M3S$ WiD Da BE$t , D|3 LiKE t#E RE$T /|\ X•BLø0ЕX™  X•BLø0ЕX™ | |||||||||||||||||||
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| #18 Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ********* Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. ********* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! ********* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. ********* It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered ********* It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives ********* If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day ********* Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. ********* There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage ********* Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Wife r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice ********* Man receives telegram: Wife deadshould be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ********* Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ********* Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! ********* There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. ********* Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! ********* Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! ********* #19 George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China . George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China . George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you Who is the new leader of China ? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China . Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China . Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China ! Condi: Hu is leading China . George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China . George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China ? I thought he's dead in the Middle East . Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China ? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China ? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: ; Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China George: Will you stay out of China ?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi George: All right! With cream and two sugars. তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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