[mina]

I do love comics too..kintu online comics pore moja paina..tobe bangla comics onek mojar..let me see if i can post them for you...Thanks!

[Rayan]

Are amar pc te onek Nonte fonte chilo shob je koi gelo janina

[mina]

#14

Wrong Email


A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to
loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked
in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby

#15

Punctuation Is Important

An English professor wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it Correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

#16

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS
OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?
OFFICER : MP !!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... .........

[noble]

Joke Directory MINA very good joke.

[mina]

Thanks noble!

[BoIRaGi]

hahahahahahha ............ JoTiL jokez Mina ........... tnkx for sharing


1st person -- Who posted dos Jokes ?

2nd person -- MP sir

1st person -- Wot does it mean ?

2nd person --- Mina posted sir

[mina]

BOIRAGI..ur best making sure sure phrases...

#17

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' sideof the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear" the rules "
From the female side.


Now here arethe rules from the male side .
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don 't hearus complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one :
Subtle hints do not work !
Strong hints do not work !
Obvious hints do not work !
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact , all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won 't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,don 't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are .
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, itwill be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don 't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don 't want to hear .

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don 't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
orgolf .

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don 't mind that? It's like camping.

[ReeV]

Thnkx Mina for sharing this ... Though I have read this long tym ago ... And im sayin this today too ...

1. If you won 't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,don 't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

Diz is the best one ...