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Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi? Husband: main kyon rokon? Us NE mujhe roka tha kya. | ||||||||
| This is a discussion on Mina's Jokes Thread within the Jokes & Funs forums, part of General Discussion category; Quote: Originally Posted by mina Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi? Husband: main kyon rokon? Us NE mujhe ... |
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| A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER. ~~~~~~~~~ Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen. Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden? Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband. Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. ~~~~~~~~~ Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first. ~~~~~~~~~ Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. ~~~~~~~~~ Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment,then said, " So, why is the groom wearing black?" ~~~~~~~~~ Ouch! It's too tight. Don't worry,sweetheart ! We'll try to do it slowly.Push it in . Aah! I can't. It's painful. Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another..... .... WEDDING RING ~~~~~~~~~ The Top 5 answ. Given by girls in India wen a boy prpose. 1)No 2)R u mad 3)I alwys looked u like a gud frnd 4)I dnt belive in love 5)Sorry I love sm1 ~~~~~~~~~ A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER. তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." 1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai. 2nd gadha-TU ghar chodd kar bhaag kyo nahi jata ? 1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi is gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu. ~~~~~~~~~ Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan Kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN….. ~~~~~~~~~ Can u think k 2+5=11 , kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. "GALTI SE" ~~~~~~~~~ Bahooo aik gair mard ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas NE kuch nahi kaha !! Kyon? - - Sooncho - - My bataoon - - Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi ! তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment,then said, " So, why is the groom wearing black?" ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Pяιη¢єѕѕ Pяσνα    | |||||||||||||||||
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| A new client meets a famous lawyer. Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge? Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions! Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it? Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question? ~~~~~~~~~ Buyer to seller: Is your dog faithful? Seller: Yes, I have sold him 3 times earlier also. He is so faithful, everytime he returned back to me. ~~~~~~~~~ Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the cup is clean!" Waiter instructs the cook: "Two teas, with one asked for a clean cup." ~~~~~~~~~ Lalu was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: "Yes!" তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $99. Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. ~~~~~~~~~ A new client meets a famous lawyer. Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge? Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions! Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it? Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question? ~~~~~~~~~ The Difference Between Dogs and Cats A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me ... They must be gods! A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me ... I must be a god! ~~~~~~~~~ A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead. ~~~~~~~~~ তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~ Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer:No, I can't. Waiter:Then does it really matter? ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much. ~~~~~~ Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card. ~~~~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? ~~~~~~~ Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. ~~~~~~~~ Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born. ~~~~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing? তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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