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| hehe!!! nice ones mina!! ur jokes are gooood!! Learning To Breathe | |||||||||||||||||||
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mina (May 16th, 2007) | ||
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| #39 The polite way to pee  During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it? " Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted!  #40 A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck. তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| hey.. heard no. 39 b4 n its so funny thanks for sharin.. but api i didnt get no. 40??? | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Hoho Nice one mina really funny Every fortune has a crime behind It So every fortunate person is a criminal | |||||||||||||||||||
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| dos r really funny .... ty for sharing ....... ina mina ......... lolzzz | |||||||||||||||||||
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| imao... hahahaha!!! lollllll!!! these are sooo funny!!! Learning To Breathe | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Tamchow apu, I really don want u to understand no. 40 ... Its Gross  "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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mina (May 17th, 2007) | ||
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 Tammi apiii & ReeV ----- none of u got no 40 ? ...... lemme give u a lil hints ........ when u read dat joke just keep in mind da word dat MEGHA using a lott ...... ........ Hope u get it  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| #39 I think mina er agey ekbar bolso, 40 was gr8, Thanks di. As I said before you are Joke master. | |||||||||||||||||||
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mina (May 17th, 2007) | ||
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| ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it now... silllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... ho ho ho ho.. funny.. | |||||||||||||||||||
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