Mina's Jokes Thread

[mina]

From Reev Request..i will have only this thread to post Jokes..since i post jokes a lot. i thought to take this suggestions from Reev.

Here it's..enjoy! #1

so they go to the doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong.
After an exam, the doctor says, "You're physically okay, but
you guys might want to start writing notes to help you remember
things."
That night they're watching TV when the old man gets up from
his chair.
His wife says, "Where are you going?"
He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a glass of water."
She says, "Will you get me some Vanilla ice cream?"
He says, "All right."
She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream."
She says, "And could I have strawberries and whipped cream?"
He says, "All right."
She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
He says, "I don't have to write it down.Vanilla ice cream with
strawberries and whipped cream."
Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon
and eggs.
She says, "You forgot my f***** toast."




#2 Just a Tap on the Shoulder

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my
first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."




DRUNK

#3 A man walks out of a bar with a key in his hand. He is stumbling around and swaying back and forth, obviously drunk. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, saying, "Can I help you sir?""

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my car!" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key!" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's penis is hanging out of his fly for the entire world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out..... "Holy Shit! ... My girlfriend's gone, too!!"

[Rio]

hehe hoho ROFL Mina dostoo jhakkas joke . thanks yer.

[mina]

LOL not done yet Rio!

#4 "I have a new car radio. When I say, "play rock", it plays rock. When I say, "play pop", it does that. One day I was driving my car with this new radio. Suddenly, a group of children ran across the street right in front of my car so I had to brake very hard. I yelled "F****** KIDS!!!", and then the radio played Michael Jackson."


# 5 One day and engineer died and went to the gates of Heaven, but the gatekeeper said he couldn't let him in today because Heaven was full and unorganized to day. So he asked the engineer to stay in hell for a few days and the engineer reluctantly agreed. A few days later God finds out that the gatekeeper sent an engineer to Hell and goes up to the gatekeeper.
"What were you thinking sending an engineer to Hell?! Come we're going to get him back"
And so God and the gatekeeper went down the Hell to bring the engineer back. Upon arriving in Hell he notices that it's no longer the inferno it once was. It had air condition, plumbing, almost as enjoyable as Heaven.
"See, this is what happens when you send an engineer to Hell!!"
"Sorry I had no idea..." the gatekeeper responded.
God then approached Satan "Gimme back my engineer!"
"No way, you sent him here, he's mine now. Actually Hell is becoming quite enjoyable with him around"
"Give him back or else!"
"Or else? You can't do crap."
"Or else I'll... I'll... I'LL SUE!"
"OH, I'm so scared. Where you gonna find a lawyer in Heaven!"

[Rio]

hehe arooo bapree mia tumi dekchii Queen of jokes hoe jaba hehe cool.tao valo akhon haste icche korlei tomar ai thread ta dekhbo.

[tanna]

damn those were good

lmao

[HellzAngel]

lmao! hilarious stuff

[Rayan]

Lolz LMAO joss Minu shob gulai joss

[ReeV]

Thnkx Mina for acceptin my Request.

Well I guess datz even more easy to read all the jokes. Cuz Just openin this single thread only im able to read all da Jokes.
And had quiet Fun too.

[Asmani]

i'll have to stop watching thakurmar zuli

[noble]

Vaire kon duniat asili etdin!! lollllllz, kothin jokes. keu na porleo ami asi agao bahey!!!