The bottom line is If Only Men Would Listen!...here it goes!!
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "B i Y A T C H!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.....Yh if just the the man would have listened!!!
Long live henpecked guys!!
An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing"
On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the MALES in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
While All the FEMALES in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
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