1. Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles inshirt pocket?
B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains
2.Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pantpockets?
B'coz signals are high near the tower....
3. Chemistry ke teacher ne Ek ladki ko poocha...
Teacher:: What are nitrates?
Ladki:: Ladki ne Sharmate hue jawab diya "2500/- plus
hotel room bill"...
4. BOYS POLICY:
India is our nation,
Girls are our destination,
Flirting is our Profession,
Dating is our Occupation,
to hell with our Education.
5. GIRLS POLICY:
Fraud with innocent boys;
Fun with Handsome boys;
Friendship with Smart boys;
Love with Faithful boys;
Marriage with Rich boys.
6. Traveller to co-passenger on seeing her zip open:
"Madam, your lips are laughing". She replied "yeah, itwants a cigarette".
7. A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy startedtouching the girl.
GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
BOY: OK, call me when you are married.
8. Sardar was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh.
He puts his hand on her lap. She smiles and says, "Youcan go further dear".
So, Sardar drives to SHIMLA.
9. A boy from third class asked his teacher, can agirl of my age have babies?
She said, "What? NEVER"
Boy told the girl sitting next, "See, I told you not toworry"
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| hahaah 4 and 5 is the best 2 and 9 also joss hahahaha nitrates hahahahaa joss bubla mia haha -=| Naam Harano Kono Pother Thikanaay |=- | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Ami o Tahole Ekta Lil Bit Adult Joke Post kore Dei  ...There are some problems with Women. They Bleed without Injury, They milk without Eating Grass & They Make Boneless things Hard ... "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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