| New style of proposing a girl,
" I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter so lets make them bro. n sis."
A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything!
Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying
love never dies.
Father 2 son.
padosi ki ladki ko dekh. woh exam main 1st aai hai.
Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.
what is the different between chewing gum and begum?
both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at the end.
Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?
Answer: Two sardars Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!
Boy : I love u.
Girl : Me too
Boy : How much do u love me?
Girl : as much as u do.
Boy : U Cheater.
I thought u really loved me
A sardar was withdrawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever
I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: why did U come so far.
Instead U could Have posted it
In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
wife : ab chaloge bhi ya
Hawa k aane ka intezar kar raha hooon
Evolution of man:
without shaadi spiderman
shaadi k din superman
shaadi k baad Gentleman
aur
B.V khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman
After a Quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "you know, I was a fool when I married you"
the husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice".
Teacher: write your father name in English.
Sikh student: beautiful red underware.
Teacher: what is this?
Student: it's not wrong.
his name is sunder lal chadda.
xxxx.....husnara....xxx
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