Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from..... "Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."
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| ha ha ha ha ha dats a good one... ha ha ha ha...moja paisi . EvEr SiNcE yOu WaLkEd In2 mY lIfE, dReAmS eNvY mY rEaLTy.. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Thx Tamanna! Hashte perechhen?? Will post some 'Sarder' stuff 4 u later 
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| na na na ami onek sardar jokes post koreci... amar joke page jao.... . EvEr SiNcE yOu WaLkEd In2 mY lIfE, dReAmS eNvY mY rEaLTy.. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| no noo.. no sardar ji jokes.. these jokes are just fine.. dont go into the complicated stuff.. pls! Learning To Breathe | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Ok ok ok girls, no Sardar stuff from me I thought Tamanna was craving for Sardar jokes  I'll continue with my normal stuff with occasional hints to Aussie thingies...How about that? Cheers.
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| Can u post ONE sardar joke for me? plz?    Pяιη¢єѕѕ Pяσνα    | |||||||||||||||||
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| Well Prova, there u go… Sorry Tamanna, pardon me in the spirit of dancing Sardar from Prova Afsana – any expenses incurred with anti allergic treatment, the bill will go to Prova American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai. Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai. ------------------- Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab . Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. -------------------- Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. ------------------- Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler ------------------- Interviewer : When is your birthday. Sardar : 13th Oct. Interviewer : which year ? sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year. ---------------------- 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more. ---------------------- Doctor to patient (sardar) : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient (Sardar) : Yes. A good doctor. ---------------------- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile". ---------------------- Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright" | |||||||||||||||||||
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A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," | |||||||||||||||||||