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jalalahmed (March 4th, 2008) | ||
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....guyz don't judge a book by its cover !!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||
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During work, John and William were chatting: John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. William: oh! John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell? William: No John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this. The next day, the same discussion took place: John: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas? William: No John: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this. The next day, once again: John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques Rousseau? William: No John: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, William got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is George Hunt? John: No William: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!! | |||||||||||||||||||
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mina (March 11th, 2008) | ||
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| hahahhahah.. poor guy.. knows everything but the main thing... Learning To Breathe | |||||||||||||||||||
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jalalahmed (March 9th, 2008) | ||
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| haireeeeeeee kopal mondo  "It's not because things are difficult we don't dare, it's because we don't dare that things are difficult" - seneque | |||||||||||||||||||||
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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later, the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary did not stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fainted. | |||||||||||||||||||
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mina (March 11th, 2008) | ||
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| LOL ekhane porechilam ekbar....joto bar pori totobar jore hashte parchina kaje bole...grrrrrrrrrrr nice sharing mere bhaia "It's not because things are difficult we don't dare, it's because we don't dare that things are difficult" - seneque | |||||||||||||||||||||
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jalalahmed (March 12th, 2008) | ||
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| hahhaah.. these are sooo funny.. Learning To Breathe | |||||||||||||||||||
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jalalahmed (March 12th, 2008) | ||
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A woman goes to Italy for some training in her job. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" She asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" "Oh, that" she said “Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!” | |||||||||||||||||||
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mina (March 12th, 2008) | ||
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| omg!!!! sujog paile charena chelera....YAH ALLAH "It's not because things are difficult we don't dare, it's because we don't dare that things are difficult" - seneque | |||||||||||||||||||||
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