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Default Interview and Honest Answers, Posted September 17th, 2007, 10:12 PM #1 (permalink) |
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1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it's just that you called me first.


2.
Why do you want to work for this company?

I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.


3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.


4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation...


5. What is your biggest strength?
I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.


6.
What is your biggest weakness?
Girls


7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.


8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.


9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.


10.
Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

For the same reason why you left your previous job.


11. What do you want from this job?
No work and good hikes.


12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.


13. What do you know about our company?
I knew you will ask me this question. So, I've gone through your website.


14.
What salary are you expecting?
Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask.So I have already hiked my current salary by
30%.

Erokom uttor dile to kaj paitam na

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Default Posted September 17th, 2007, 10:29 PM #2 (permalink) |
5. What is your biggest strength?
I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.

9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

14. What salary are you expecting?
Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask.So I have already hiked my current salary by
30%.

Hahaha Lolz man tailai hoise job r paite hoito naaaaaaa




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Default Posted September 17th, 2007, 11:54 PM #3 (permalink) |
obviously hes a money lover, lazY, kam choor / fakibaz typ worker ....... lol
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Default Posted September 18th, 2007, 01:21 AM #4 (permalink) |
mina, nice collection. Intelligent ans. Keep it up.
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Default Posted September 18th, 2007, 02:32 AM #5 (permalink) |
actually let me tell u smfin... one of ma best freind she applied to a job for a laff. n on her application form she actually wrote down dat she wanted to work there coz she wanted money.. n guess wat she actually got da job.. hehehehhe....
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Default Posted September 18th, 2007, 03:09 AM #7 (permalink) |
emon hoile r kotha chilona....interview te shudu fun korte jaitam....chill
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Default Posted September 18th, 2007, 03:30 AM #8 (permalink) |
haha asole aivabe dile job to hobei sathe aro kichu hehe.
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Default Posted September 19th, 2007, 09:55 AM #10 (permalink) |
Hey these are good answer actually..i'll use some of these if they call me for an interview ...i'll give it a try..hehe...funny tho!..Thanks for sharing!
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