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Default Improve your English, Posted May 10th, 2006, 12:37 PM #1 (permalink) |
A well Known Person,Mr Jeppier,Chairman of Self finance Engg Colleges Association,who always speaks in English...Sathyabama college Students have Collected & published the Book Jappier's Spoken English... Njoy ...........with his..............English..............

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Mr. Jeppier.

The stalwart talks to his students:


# At the ground:

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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).


# To a boy, angrily:

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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?


# While punishing students:

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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....


# Sir at his best:

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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"



# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >>
"Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....



Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences
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Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).


At Sathyabama college day 2002:


"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"


At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003:


"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"
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Default Posted May 10th, 2006, 07:33 PM #2 (permalink) |
Hahahahahahaha...lollllllllllllllllll....hashte hashte amar gal betha hoye gese...lolz.......hehhee...nice thread...

You, go and understand the tree...
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

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Default Posted May 11th, 2006, 01:10 PM #3 (permalink) |
cool cool ... really funny ... middle talk ta nice....



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Default Posted May 11th, 2006, 05:48 PM #5 (permalink) |
If it's a joke than it's ok but if it;s a True story then i think it's not so funny..coz Mr Jeppier try to improve his english.I have a plan!! most of the bangladeshi People can't talk in english..some People understand English but can't talk.there 1 reason that was we don't practise Eng..In this threads we practise our Eng we talk here in Eng if we mistake other people help us..So can we Do This????
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Default Posted May 11th, 2006, 10:35 PM #7 (permalink) |
Well ... Mobile ... Mama ( or sud i call u Uncle ) ... That is a Great Idea Indeed ... But without any topic It will be all Off Topic post's here ... ANd Then it will be Bad ... So ... I deem Try openin a New Thread ... and we r gonna talk in all english at that Thread ...
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