Husband N Wife
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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| Hmmm! Some one must have taken notes while I spoke! Naile amar kotha gula ekhane ashlo kemon kore! Haha! Good post!  I live in a world beyond your world.... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| old stuff but still funny, esp the last one  KLANTI AMAR KHOMA KORO PROBHU | |||||||||||||||||||
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| good post.... i`m sure marriage is not that bad ..is it? i let u answer this [quote=boishak;109100]Husband N Wife thanx for the gud post....but i`m sure marriage is not that bad! | |||||||||||||||||||
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 Say: I seek refuge in the Lord of the Daybreak ~From the evil of that which He created; ~ From the evil of the darkness when it is intense; ~ from the evil of malignant witchcraft, ~And from the evil of the envier when he envies. Quran (Al-Falaq) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| yeah, heard these before..  really.. RonoH?? Learning To Breathe | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Oh Come on. Its not THAT bad. At least u r getting *Something* at least once per Month  "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Rontu kobe biye korechis re??? amader ke janalina ektuo..??? Asmani api tumi giyechile ki or biyete...tumi thik bolecho noile or eto experiece ashlo kemne...hmmmmmm Oi dekho r ekjon bibahito eikhane eshe ki anondo na pache....ish bhabi ke ei forum register korano uchit. tokhon dhektam moja BB bujle তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে, আপন তালে, আপন সুরে... | |||||||||||||||||||||
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