TOP TEN REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN
10) A handgun does not complain when taken shopping
9) A handgun does not need its ego stroked to properly perform
8) When using a handgun in public the holster is optional not required
7) When taken home, a handgun will not hog your remote or drink all the beer in your refrigerator
6) a handgun generally stays put until needed
5) A handgun has no problem receiving direction and generally shoots in the direction that it is aimed
4) A handgun does not mind having only one owner
3) Pressure actually improves performance
2) regular use will not result in pregnancy
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN...
1) a handgun can be reloaded to perform again immediately after use









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