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Default Handgun Is Better Than A Man, Posted March 17th, 2007, 02:45 PM #1 (permalink) |
TOP TEN REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN


10) A handgun does not complain when taken shopping
9) A handgun does not need its ego stroked to properly perform
8) When using a handgun in public the holster is optional not required
7) When taken home, a handgun will not hog your remote or drink all the beer in your refrigerator
6) a handgun generally stays put until needed
5) A handgun has no problem receiving direction and generally shoots in the direction that it is aimed
4) A handgun does not mind having only one owner
3) Pressure actually improves performance
2) regular use will not result in pregnancy



AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN...


1) a handgun can be reloaded to perform again immediately after use
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Default Posted March 17th, 2007, 02:56 PM #2 (permalink) |
HEHEe....Boiragi shud read this..thanks goru bhaiaa..

তাই রিমঝীম সে কেঁদে চলে, আপন সুরে আপন তালে

সেই বৃষ্টি আজ কাঁদায় আমাকে, জাগিয়ে তুলে সে স্মৃতিটাকে
কোনো একদিন তুমি কেঁদেছিলে, এই আমার দুটি হাত ধরে
বলেছিলে কভু দূরে না হাড়াতে, অথচ কখন যেন
নিজে হারালে আমায় একা ফেলে, তাই কেঁদে চলে বৃষ্টি আপন সুরে,
আপন তালে, আপন সুরে...

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Default Posted March 17th, 2007, 02:56 PM #3 (permalink) |
lllllllolllllllllll


this one is kinda sad really


1) a handgun can be reloaded to perform again immediately after use


*sniffle*
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Default Posted March 17th, 2007, 03:21 PM #4 (permalink) |
Tanna This is not only Kinda Sad ... This is offending for Manhood ...

LoL ...
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Goru dosto haha hehe joss joss hoiche . Boiragi mamu koi tumi hehe.
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Default Posted March 17th, 2007, 05:53 PM #6 (permalink) |
GORUUUUUUUUU !!!!! ............... gutanor r kaw k pele na ? sesh mesh amakeY counter marar isscha holo ? .... tobe jai bolo ....... it is Obvious HAND GUN is Better Den WOMEN (Abar joke thread e debate shuru kore diOna .... lolzzz )


newayz ......... nice Joke ...... tnkx for sharing
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GORUUUUUUUUU !!!!! ............... gutanor r kaw k pele na ? sesh mesh amakeY counter marar isscha holo ? .... tobe jai bolo ....... it is Obvious HAND GUN is Better Den WOMEN (Abar joke thread e debate shuru kore diOna .... lolzzz )


newayz ......... nice Joke ...... tnkx for sharing

boiragi, kemon lage? haha!!

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Tanna This is not only Kinda Sad ... This is offending for Manhood ...

LoL ...

shouldnt u stand up against it then?

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TOP TEN REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN


10) A handgun does not complain when taken shopping
9) A handgun does not need its ego stroked to properly perform
8) When using a handgun in public the holster is optional not required
7) When taken home, a handgun will not hog your remote or drink all the beer in your refrigerator
6) a handgun generally stays put until needed
5) A handgun has no problem receiving direction and generally shoots in the direction that it is aimed
4) A handgun does not mind having only one owner
3) Pressure actually improves performance
2) regular use will not result in pregnancy


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN...


1) a handgun can be reloaded to perform again immediately after use

a really really goood one!! thank u soo much for posting it! now boiragi will understand!! hehe!! lolz!!
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Nice going on ............... E thread ta dekhi nijeY joke hoye jabe .... jekhane sobai dekhbe ..... ke ke GORU r piche chole eseche ? ................ lets count -- Goru no 1 , Goru no 2 ......... ha ha ha .... lolzzz
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