The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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| Why all women are Same ?? Why Why Why ?? Nice Post man ... Keep it Up ... "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Bubla man u r the King of Jokes.. u rock :P | |||||||||||||||||||
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| one of the classics...thank u bubla vai Are you still selling those butterflies? | |||||||||||||||||
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| LOL. U c it shows that women can do the job right, hmp!  HeLLzAnGeL | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Lol Yeah HellzAngel, WOmen can do their Job right but only those job which must not be done ... "The Best part of Having a Cancer is you can smoke as much as you want" - A Cancer Paitent | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Nari jati Ki Khamakha Shob Problem er Base ? Khik Khik ... bina meghe bojropat  | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Bubla, hahahaha nice one!! ReeV, jemon men der emon character nei :P tomader moddhe o ache :P i mean doing their job right but those jobs that must not be done  but the joke is really funny... dekho ReeV, woman ta kotho brave...  and look at the guys | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Dekho Sweet gal ekhon din kal kharap. Ekhon jadi amra "look at the guys" kori tahole loke onno kichu bhebe bosbe.  ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||
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