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Default Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong, Posted September 22nd, 2006, 02:40 PM #1 (permalink) |

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)

WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."

WIFE: ---silence--


HUSBAND" "shit"

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Default Posted September 22nd, 2006, 02:48 PM #2 (permalink) |
lolllllllllllllllllllllll, nice one.....................
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Default Posted September 22nd, 2006, 04:38 PM #3 (permalink) |
ya its funny ... though heared before....



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Default Posted September 22nd, 2006, 09:52 PM #4 (permalink) |
Lol..hehehehehe..Beshi Josss...Heard it before......Thanks mone kore dawar jonne..
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ops ! tongue slip.. funny
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Default Posted September 24th, 2006, 02:12 AM #6 (permalink) |
hahah purple_HAZE bro haste haste gora goti asolei fata fati hoiche.joss post man
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Default Posted September 24th, 2006, 03:50 AM #7 (permalink) |
Diz is why u sud THINK b4 talkin ... nd diz is why u sud remember ur line of limitation of talking ...
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Default Posted September 24th, 2006, 04:00 AM #8 (permalink) |
Yah i agree with reev ... meyeder pach beshi ...btw .. jokes ta jotil hoiche ... ami age shuninai.. thx for sharing
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Default Posted September 24th, 2006, 02:28 PM #9 (permalink) |
yea its known that women talk a lot, but this is the first (or maybe one of the few) things i've heard abt "beshi kotha" being a "bepod" for males
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