Death Wish

**mina** · February 28th, 2007, 09:51 PM

A woman was walking through the woods when she came across a rusty old lamp.

The woman, being so curious, immediately picked it up and rubbed it.

Then suddenly a genie appeared saying he would grant the lady three wishes. The catch was, for every wish, her husband would get the same 10 times over.

The woman said, "For my first wish, I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world." The genie warned her, "Your husband will be the most handsome man in the world and women will flock to him." The woman replied, "That's okay, I trust my husband." So, poof!-she became the most beautiful woman in the world.

After that, the woman said, "For my second wish, I want to be the richest woman in the world." The genie said, "That will make your husband 10 times richer than you." "That's okay, we will share our money," said the woman. Poof!-she became the richest woman in the world.
The genie then inquired about her last wish. The woman said, "Hmm… I'd like a mild heart attack."

what her husband do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

noble · February 28th, 2007, 10:55 PM

This was good enough, Thanks.

**Rio** · February 28th, 2007, 11:18 PM

hehe hoho mIna o mina marattok jokes collection to tomar hehe . cool

**Rayan** · March 1st, 2007, 12:14 AM

HAHAHAHA lolzzz

nice job dostow

**tanna** · March 1st, 2007, 01:48 AM

lol lol lol

the resident joker MINA does it again

great stuff :P thnkz

**BoIRaGi** · March 2nd, 2007, 08:39 AM

Jotil jotil jokez dear Mina ........... tumi to dekhi Queen of jokes section hoye uthticO ...... Keep it Up

**ReeV** · March 2nd, 2007, 01:58 PM

Her Husband will also have a Mild Heart atteck ... 10 Tyms Milder

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**tanna** · March 3rd, 2007, 01:15 AM

REEV thts a very valid point

logically ur absolutely correct

he'll have a heart attack 10 times milder

that makes the joke null and void as far as the joke factor is concerned

i hereby withdraw my thanking of the post by mina

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HellzAngel · March 4th, 2007, 08:04 PM

lollllzz, clever women

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